Quacky Patrick Duck

🌊 Quacky Patrick – The Starriest Sea Duck
“No, this is Patrick!”

If you’ve ever screamed that line at a phone (or just at life), then Quacky Patrick is your spirit duck. With his unmistakable pink hue, confused-yet-lovable stare, and lime green swim trunks, he’s ready to lounge under a rock or help you do absolutely nothing, all day long.

This duck doesn’t know what a phone is, but he knows how to bring good vibes and belly laughs.

🍍 Available Sizes:
• 2.5 inches – Snack-sized sidekick
• 3.5 inches – Best bud energy
• 12 inches – Dummy thicc and proud

⏳ Note: 12-inch ducks take 4 or more days to print and may exceed our guaranteed ship time. Patrick’s in no rush—he’s still figuring out what a “schedule” is.

🧽 Made by KJ Customs 3D:
Crafted with eco-friendly PLA and a deep love of jellyfish fields, each Quacky Patrick is one-of-a-kind thanks to the 3D printing process.

🐚 Perfect For:
✔ Ocean lovers and lazy geniuses
✔ Gifting to your best friend who’s just a lil’ clueless
✔ Scream-laughing “No, this is Patrick!” once a day
✔ Sitting beside your rock collection

💡 Care Tips:
• Strictly decorative—does not actually work at the Krusty Krab
• Wipe with a dry cloth if sandy
• Minor imperfections? Just more charm for our lovable goof

Add Quacky Patrick to your collection and let the nonsense begin. He may not know what’s going on, but he’s here for it. 🩷🦆