Squawkward Duck

Squawkward – The Grump of the Deep
He’s not annoyed. He’s just always like this.

Meet Squawkward, the duck who’s over it. Over you. Over this pond. And definitely over your joyful nonsense. With his seafoam skin, unimpressed stare, and a whole lotta judgment in that bill, he’s the ultimate mood for anyone who loves a little sass in their shelf décor.

He plays the clarinet (poorly), hates fun, and somehow still waddled his way into your heart.

🌊 Available Sizes:
• 2.5 inches – Compact and cold-hearted
• 3.5 inches – Grump level: optimal
• 12 inches – Full existential dread in duck form
⏳ Note: 12-inch ducks take 4 or more days to print and may exceed our guaranteed ship time. Squawkward doesn’t care how long it takes, honestly.

🌊 Made by KJ Customs 3D:
Printed with eco-friendly PLA and maximum eye-roll energy. Each Squawkward is one-of-a-kind, because no two passive-aggressive ducks are ever quite the same.

🌊 Perfect For:
✔ Fans of dry humor and sea-side sarcasm
✔ Gifting to that one friend who always looks annoyed
✔ Balancing out your overly cheery duck squad
✔ Pairing with Quacky Patrick for the perfect odd couple

💡 Care Tips:
• Strictly decorative—he’s too tired for real pond life
• Wipe clean with a dry cloth while he judges you silently
• Imperfections? He’d expect nothing less

Bring home Squawkward and give your collection a dose of artistic suffering, clarinet solos, and quiet disdain. He doesn’t want to be there—but he’ll look fabulous while doing it.