Cousin Quackie Duck

🚐 Cousin Quackie – The Holiday Hero You Didn’t Ask For
The robe stays on. Even in December.

Straight from the driveway and into your heart, Cousin Quackie has arrived—and he’s bringin’ holiday chaos, questionable fashion, and a whole lotta quack. Dressed in his iconic white robe and signature black cap, this 3D-printed duck is the unfiltered, unbothered family member your shelf never knew it needed.

He may not have a five-star setup, but he’s got style, confidence, and absolutely no shame. Perfect for fans of festive dysfunction, weird uncles, and ducks who don’t give a flock.

🔹 Sizes Available:
• 2.5 inches – Pocket-sized party crasher
• 3.5 inches – The classic Christmas chaos level
• 12 inches – For when the whole RV’s coming with you

🔹 Why Choose KJ Customs 3D?
Because we make ducks that tell stories—and sometimes those stories involve bathrobes, empty eggnog cartons, and things best left unsaid. Every duck is 3D printed with high-quality PLA filament, handmade charm, and a heaping scoop of holiday humor.

🔹 Perfect For:
✔ Christmas décor with a side of dysfunction
✔ Movie night collectors & pop culture lovers
✔ Gag gifts that steal the show
✔ Duck fans with a sense of humor (and a wild cousin of their own)

Important Holiday Notices:
• These ducks are 3D printed—layer lines, minor quirks, and handmade vibes come standard.
• Made from eco-friendly PLA—great for shelves, not for snowbanks, microwaves, or festive sewer systems.
• Not intended for young children. This duck’s got stories you’re not ready for.

Add a little trailer-park cheer to your holidays with Cousin Quackie—only from KJ Customs 3D.
Because sometimes the best gifts come in bathrobes.