Assistant to the Duckager – The Beet-Loving Boss Bird

🟡 Assistant to the Duckager – The Beet-Loving Boss Bird

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Fact: Ducks who question authority rarely become Duckager. But this one? He’s calculating, intense, and weirdly passionate about beets. Clad in his signature mustard shirt and brown tie, the Assistant to the Duckager brings peak awkward-office energy to your pond.

Perfect for fans of dry humor, uncomfortable leadership moments, and ducks that micromanage from the shelf.

🦆 Available Sizes:
• 2.5 inches – Compact intimidation
• 3.5 inches – Mid-size micromanager
• 12 inches – Maximum authority (Takes 2–3 weeks to produce and may take longer depending on print queue or issues. Price includes shipping in the U.S.)

⚠️ This is a 3D printed duck made of quality PLA plastic. It is not rubber and will not float. PLA holds up to 140°F — avoid leaving in hot cars to prevent any awkward meltdowns.

🟨 Perfect For:
✔ Fans of classic office comedy
✔ Desktop enforcers
✔ Anyone who corrects grammar in group chats
✔ Beet enthusiasts and bobblehead collectors

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