Grumpquack – The Feathered Critic with No Patience

Grumpquack – The Feathered Critic with No Patience 😠🦆

📸 This is a photo of the printed product. Color shades may vary slightly depending on filament.

Tired of happy ducks and cheerful faces? Meet Grumpquack—the duck who’s seen it all, judged it all, and isn’t impressed. With his furrowed brows, disapproving glare, and sharp suit, he’s the perfect curmudgeon to sit proudly on your shelf, judging every other duck around him.

Made for those who like a little sass and sarcasm with their collectibles.

🦆 Available Sizes:
• 2.5 inches – Small but unimpressed
• 3.5 inches – Peak cranky energy
• 12 inches – Grumpzilla (Takes 4+ days to print and may exceed guaranteed ship time)

⚠️ Important Info:
This is a 3D printed duck made of quality PLA plastic. This duck is NOT rubber and will not float. PLA can withstand temperatures up to 140°F. Be mindful of hot conditions (like car windshields) to avoid any accidental meltdowns—Grumpquack wouldn’t tolerate those either.

🎯 Perfect For:
✔ Muppet fans & comedy lovers
✔ Shelf décor with personality
✔ Jeep duckers who like to duck with attitude
✔ Anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm in plastic form

🐤 Follow for more duck designs dropping soon—whether Grumpquack approves or not.