My Quackcious!” – The Gollum Duck
Obsessive, dramatic, and ready to protect his precious… bathwater.
Introducing Gollum Duck, the most unhinged creature in your collection. With wild eyes, batty ears, and a beak ready to screech, this duck is crawling out of Middle Earth straight into your nightmares (or your display shelf).
Available Sizes:
• 2.5 inches – Sneaky pocket goblin
• 3.5 inches – Just unsettling enough
• 12 inches – Full cursed power
⏳ Just a heads up: 12-inch ducks take 4 or more days to print and may exceed our guaranteed ship time. Gollum is… not patient.
Crafted by KJ Customs 3D:
Printed with eco-friendly PLA and questionable sanity. Every Gollum Duck is unique thanks to 3D printing quirks—just like his personality.
Perfect For:
✔ LOTR fans with a twisted sense of humor
✔ Creepy-curio collectors
✔ Protecting your rings and shiny things
✔ People who whisper to themselves in the dark
Care Tips:
• Keep away from jewelry
• Dust gently unless you want to hear hissing
• Slight flaws? Just more character from the corruption of the One Beak
Add Gollum Duck to your fellowship of misfit ducks—because let’s be real, every collection needs a little chaos. We wants it… we needs it…