Vault Duck

☢️ Vault Duck – Quack Out of the Wasteland
When the world ends, only two things remain: cockroaches and this duck in a jumpsuit.

Introducing Vault Duck, your post-apocalyptic pal with a smile so reassuring, you’d trust him to hand you a bottle cap and lead you straight into danger. Dressed in his iconic blue-and-yellow vault suit and rocking the timeless optimism of someone who clearly hasn’t seen a deathclaw yet, this duck is built to survive.

⚙️ Available Sizes:
• 2.5 inches – Pocket-sized preparedness
• 3.5 inches – Just the right size for your Pip-Shelf
• 12 inches – Big enough to bunker with
⏳ Note: 12-inch ducks take 4 or more days to print and may exceed the guaranteed ship time — because surviving the wasteland takes time.

⚙️ Made by KJ Customs 3D:
Printed with eco-friendly PLA and post-nuclear charm, each duck is one-of-a-kind thanks to the nature of the 3D printing process. Slight imperfections? Just more signs of a life well-looted.

⚙️ Perfect For:
✔ Fallout fans and scavengers
✔ Displaying in your vault, bunker, or gaming cave
✔ Gifting to your wasteland-wandering friends
✔ Reminding you to always bring RadAway

💡 Care Tips:
• Strictly decorative — doesn’t resist radiation
• Wipe clean after long treks through irradiated zones
• May attract other vault-dwelling ducks

So gear up, keep your duck close, and remember: war never changes… but ducks? Ducks just get cooler.